Tomorrow is our wedding anniversary and that means that Victor and I have been married for 19 years.
15 years was giant metal chickens and I think 17 years was when I rented that sloth and a tiny kangaroo to surprise Victor in our living room (he was very surprised) but I didn’t know what to do for year 19 until I saw this painting for sale in the lobby of a children’s pizza restaurant:
Yes. It’s the Anchormen, ready for a fight and armed with grenades and guns and clubs. And it is majestic.
Victor didn’t entirely see its magic and claimed that it didn’t match anything but in fairness I think that speaks to how uncolorful and non-violent the rest of the house is currently. But turns out that it totally goes in the guest bathroom. The same one where I stuck a six-foot surprise bear mural on the wall. So now…
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